Run Report Archives

#1047:   3/10/2010

"Red Dress Run 2010"

#1046:   9/26/2010

"The Shampoo, Wax and Polish Run"

#1045:   9/19/2010

"The " Wasp Up, Doc?" Run"

#1042:   8/29/2010

"Twentieth Birthday Hash Bash"

#1041:   8/22/2010

"The Fool's Apprentice Run"

#1039:   8/8/2010

"The Great Train Robbery Run"

#1038:   8/1/2010

"The Triple Whopper Run"

#1037:   7/25/2010

"The Pee Wee Herman Indecent Exposure Run"

#1036:   7/18/2010

"The Safe Sex Run"

#1035:   7/11/2010

"The Irish/Aussie Bastille Day Run"

#1034:   7/4/2010

"The 4th Of July Run"

#1033:   6/27/2010

"The Bottom Of The Barrel Run"

#1032:   6/20/2010

"The 'Official' Queen's Birthday Run"

#1031:   6/13/2010

"Can Tho Away Hash - Sunday"

#1029:   6/6/2010

"Peckerhead's Waterstop Run"

#1028:   5/30/2010

"The Believe It Or Not Run"

#1027:   5/23/2010

"The Alzheimer's Run"

#1026:   5/16/2010

"The Mountain Top Special"

#1025:   5/9/2010

"The Queen's Birthday Run"

#1024:   5/2/2010

"The Dutch Treat Run"

#1023:   4/25/2010

"The ANZAC Day Run"

#1022:   4/18/2010

"The Hairless Hare Run"

#1021:   4/11/2010

"The Chase The Doggy Run"

#1020:   4/4/2010

"The Let's Nail The Hares To A Tree Run"

#1019:   3/28/2010

"The Headbanger's Run"

#1018:   3/21/2010

"The St Paddy's Day Spiked Beer Run"

#1017:   3/14/2010

"The Ides Of March Toga Run"

#1016:   3/7/2010

"The Seventy Two Virgins Run (Reprise)"

#1015:   2/28/2010

"The Lost Hare Run"

#1014:   2/25/2010

"Back To The Full Moon Run"

#1013:   2/21/2010

"The Crouching Chicken, Hidden Tiger Run"

#1012:   2/14/2010

"The Gispert Memorial Tet-a-thon"

#1011:   2/7/2010

"The How Much is That Doggy In The Brothel Run"

#1010:   1/31/2010

"(Probably) The Last Dong Nai Hookers Run"

#1009:   1/24/2010

"The Australia Day AGPU Run"

#1008:   1/17/2010

"The Champagne Phu My Bridge Run"

#1007:   1/10/2010

"The Back To the Monkey Farm Run"

#1006:   1/3/2010

"Without Question The Best Run of the Year So Far"

#1005:   12/27/2009

"The 'How the Hare was Lost' Run"

#1004:   12/20/2009

"The Doggy Seoul Run"

#1003:   12/13/2009

"The Solstice Hangover Town Run"

#1002:   12/12/2009

"The Kuala Lumpur Solstice Hash"

#1001:   12/6/2009

"The Twelve Pubs Of Christmas Run"

#1000:   11/28/2009

"The Pissup In A Brewery Run"

#999:   11/29/2009

"The 'Not The 1000 Run' Run"

#998:   11/22/2009

"The TBD Run"

#997:   11/15/2009

"The Singapore/Malaysian Invasion Run"

#996:   11/8/2009

"The Sweaty, Shiggy, Sunny, Shady Run"

#995:   11/1/2009

"Happy Halloween Run"

#994:   10/25/2009

"The Millard Fillmore Memorial Run"

#993:   10/18/2009

"Dong Nai Doings"

#992:   10/11/2009

"Comes In Style, Runs In Style"

#991:   10/4/2009

"The Run With No Name"

#990:   9/27/2009

"The Little & Large Run"

#989:   9/20/2009

"The Run Blighted By Hookers"

#988:   9/13/2009

"The Missing Report Run"

#987:   9/6/2009

"Phu My Bridge Run"

#986:   8/30/2009

"Rubbish! It's A Run Run"

#985:   8/23/2009

"Not The Rubbery-Shrubbery Run"

#984:   8/16/2009

"Red Dress Run 2009"

#983:   8/9/2009

"Yet Another Save Ya Arse Run"

#982:   8/2/2009

"The Blocked Passage Run"

#981:   7/26/2009

"The Let's See If You're Still Laughing After This Run"

#980:   7/19/2009

"The "Here There Be Dykes" Run"

#979:   7/12/2009

"The Official Tiger Beer Launch Run"

#978:   7/5/2009

"The American Independent Hare Run"

#977:   6/28/2009

"The Michael Jackson Memorial Run"

#976:   6/21/2009

"The Let's Try Something New Run"

#975:   6/14/2009

"The Naughty Virgin Run"

#974:   6/7/2009

"The Emergency Hare Restoration Run"

#973:   5/31/2009

"The Two Dicks/Doggy Style Special"

#972:   5/24/2009

"The Queen's Birthday Run"

#971:   5/17/2009

"The Funky Gibbon Run"

#970:   5/10/2009

"The "What Do You Rectum?" Run"

#969:   5/3/2009

"The Tenth Sixty-Niner Run"

#968:   4/26/2009

"The Madagui Sunday Hangover Run"

#967:   4/25/2009

"The Madagui Outstation Run"

#966:   4/19/2009

"The Front Running Bastard's Run"

#965:   4/12/2009

"The Bleedin' Micks Run"

#964:   4/9/2009

"The Knee Deep Full Moon Run"

#963:   4/5/2009

"The Shit 'n' Brick Run"

#962:   3/29/2009

"The American Surrender Monkey Run"

#961:   3/22/2009

"The "Another Irish Day in Saigon South" Run"

#960:   3/15/2009

"The St Patrick's Beware The Ides Of March Evacuation Day Run"

#959:   3/12/2009

"The Full Moon Coitus Interrupters Run"

#958:   3/8/2009

"The Three Women And A Twat Run"

#957:   3/1/2009

"The Berserk Machete Attack Run"

#956:   2/22/2009

"The Monkey Business Run"

#955:   2/15/2009

"The Fag's Dick Run"

#954:   2/8/2009

"The Fruity Fishy Hookers Run"

#953:   2/1/2009

"The Third Time Lucky Run"

#952:   1/25/2009

"The Super Slag Memorial Tet-a-Thon"

#951:   1/18/2009

"The Lost in the Paddy Fields Run"

#950:   1/11/2009

"The "You're Never Too Old For Sex" Run"

#949:   1/4/2009

"The Damned Bastards Run"

#948:   12/28/2008

"The "Bugger Off!" Run"

#947:   12/21/2008

"The Three Monks Run"

#946:   12/14/2008

"The "How The West Was Run" Run"

#945:   12/7/2008

"The Kiln Fields Run"

#944:   11/30/2008

"Another Rubbery Shrubbery Run"

#943:   11/23/2008

"The Hump Rescue Run"

#942:   11/16/2008

"The Bump'N'Grind Run"

#941:   11/9/2008

"The Back To The Island Run"

#940:   11/2/2008

"The American Erection Run"

#939:   10/30/2008

"Halloween Full Moon Run"

#938:   10/26/2008

"The "Oh Oh, Here We Go Again" Run"

#937:   10/19/2008

"Another Hareless Two Dicks Run"

#936:   10/12/2008

"The Penile Dementia Run"

#935:   10/5/2008

"The Red Dress Run 2008"

#934:   9/28/2008

"The Merkin Run"

#933:   9/21/2008

"The Hookers And Slicers Run"

#932:   9/14/2008

"Emergency Hare Replacement Run"

#931:   9/7/2008

"The Hareless Two Dicks Run"

#930:   8/31/2008

"The Back To The Temple Run"

#929:   8/24/2008

"The Legal Drinking Age Run"

#928:   8/17/2008

"The Raw Sewage Run"

#927:   8/10/2008

"Mighty Quinn's Birthday Run"

#926:   8/3/2008

"The Last Suck Of The Nut Run"

#925:   7/27/2008

"Mui Ne Hangover Run"

#924:   7/26/2008

"Mui Ne Away Hash Saturday Run"

#923:   7/20/2008

"The House Of The Rising Sun Run"

#922:   7/13/2008

"The Missing Hole In The Ozone Layer Run"

#921:   7/6/2008

"The July 4th Picnic Run"

#920:   6/29/2008

"The Zorok Taste Test Run"

#919:   6/22/2008

"The "What Can Possibly Go Wrong?" Run"

#918:   6/15/2008

"The Magna Carta Run"

#917:   6/8/2008

"Queen's Birthday Run"

#916:   6/1/2008

"The Beauty And The Beasts Run"

#915:   5/25/2008

"The Rubbery Shrubbery Run"

#914:   5/18/2008

"The St Yve's Day Lesbian Run"

#913:   5/11/2008

"Mother's Day Run"

#912:   5/4/2008

"The Cinco de Mayo Run"

#911:   4/27/2008

"The ANZAC Day Run"

#910:   4/20/2008

"The St George's Day Run"

#909:   4/13/2008

"Can Tho Sunday Run"

#908:   4/12/2008

"Can Tho Outstation Run"

#907:   4/6/2008

"The Hashers' Heaven Run"

#906:   3/23/2008

"The Six Gun Run"

#905:   3/16/2008

"St Patrick's Day Run"

#904:   3/9/2008

"Come Fly With Satan"

#903:   3/2/2008

"The Dewi Sant Run"

#902:   2/24/2008

"The Bury My Knee At Wounded Heart Run"

#901:   2/17/2008

"Vietnamese Ladies' Run"

#900:   3/29/2008

"The Last Volcano Run"

#899:   2/10/2008

"Tetathon 2008"

#898:   2/3/2008

"The Heroes' Run"

#897:   1/27/2008

"The Australia Day/AGM Run"

#896:   1/25/2008

"Friday Night Full Moon Run"

#895:   1/20/2008

"The Wandering Hole Run"

#894:   1/13/2008

"The Movie Temple Run"

#893:   1/6/2008

"The Decaffeinated Run"

#892:   12/30/2007

"The Last Gasp for 2007 Run"

#891:   12/23/2007

"The Earn Your Xmas Pud Run"

#890:   12/16/2007

"The Abandoned Cow Run"

#889:   12/9/2007

"The Return to the Orphanage Run"

#888:   12/2/2007

"The Triple Eight Run"

#887:   11/25/2007

"The Tiger Cafe Om Run"

#886:   11/18/2007

"The Two Dick Run"

#885:   11/11/2007

"Bonfire Night Hash"

#884:   11/4/2007

"The Back To The Saigon Sweatshop Run"

#883:   10/28/2007

"IMH Recovery Run"

#882:   10/27/2007

"Indochina Mekong Hash 2007"

#881:   10/26/2007

"IMH Red Dress Run"

#880:   10/21/2007

"The Aussie Mafia Run"

#879:   10/14/2007

"The Premature Hare Loss Run"

#878:   10/7/2007

"The Get a Life Run"

#877:   9/30/2007

"The Hot, Sweet, Strong and Black Run"

#876:   9/23/2007

"The "Back To The Ice Factory" Run"

#875:   9/16/2007

"The Rabid Hare Run"

#874:   9/9/2007

"The Lost Cause Run"

#873:   9/2/2007

"The Vietnamese Independence Day Run"

#872:   8/26/2007

"Catch Me If You Can: The Sequel"

#871:   8/19/2007

"The "Here We Go Loop de Loop" Run"

#870:   8/12/2007

"The Dead Fockers Run"

#869:   8/5/2007

"The 9th Soixante Neuf Run"

#868:   7/29/2007

"A Farewell To Pussies"

#867:   7/22/2007

"The Full Deck Run"

#866:   7/15/2007

"Bike Hash 2007"

#865:   7/8/2007

""The Devil Made Me Do It Again!" Run"

#864:   7/1/2007

"The North American Celebration Run"

#863:   6/24/2007

"The Alternative Lifestyles Run"

#862:   6/17/2007

"The Queen's Birthday Run"

#861:   6/10/2007

"The D-Day Run"

#860:   6/3/2007

"Another Back-Of-Lo-Tha-Milk Run"

#859:   5/27/2007

"The Hill & Valleys Revisited Run"

#858:   5/20/2007

"The "Catch Me If You Can" Run"

#857:   5/13/2007

"Gouel Erwan - St Yves' Day Run"

#856:   5/6/2007

"The "Lost Patrol" Run"

#855:   5/2/2007

"The Return To The Full Moon Run"

#854:   4/29/2007

"The Anzac Day Run"

#853:   4/22/2007

"The "Ye Olde Hashing Trail" Run"

#852:   4/15/2007

"The Return Of The Tickler"

#851:   4/8/2007

"The Germs Save The Day Run"

#850:   4/1/2007

"The Village Idiot's Run"

#849:   3/25/2007

"The Dalat First Reccie Run"

#848:   3/18/2007

"The 72 Virgins Run"

#847:   3/11/2007

"St Patrick's Day Run"

#846:   3/4/2007

"The Dewi Sant / St David's Day Run"

#845:   2/25/2007

"The Ever-Decreasing Circles Run"

#844:   2/18/2007

"The 2007 Tet-a-Thon"

#843:   2/11/2007

"The "Bring Your Own Gumboots" Run"

#842:   2/4/2007

"The Germans Strike Back Run"

#841:   1/28/2007

"The "Born Illegitimate" Run"

#840:   1/21/2007

"Another South of Saigon Run"

#839:   1/14/2007

"The 2007 Bike Hash"

#838:   1/7/2007

"Irish Vasectomy Run"

#837:   1/1/2007

"The Hair Of The Dog Run"

#836:   12/24/2006

"The Jingle Balls Run"

#835:   12/17/2006

"The "Sex, Kiwi Style" Run"

#834:   12/10/2006

"The "Even Satan Needs Love, Too" Run"

#833:   12/3/2006

"The Annual Break-a-Leg Run"

#832:   11/26/2006

"The "Phnom Penh GM Got Lost!" Run"

#831:   11/19/2006

"The "The Beer's Here, Stuff the 2nd Leg" Run"

#830:   11/12/2006

"Yet Another German Run"

#829:   11/4/2006

"Post Lube Saturday Run"

#828:   11/3/2006

"Post Lube Friday Night Run"

#827:   10/29/2006

"Another Saigon South Run"

#826:   10/22/2006

"The Two Dick Dash Hash"

#825:   10/15/2006

"The Leech Hunt Run"

#824:   10/8/2006

"Paddy Magination Run, Chapter II"

#823:   10/1/2006

"The Oktober Fest Run"

#822:   9/24/2006

"The 2006 Red Dress Run"

#821:   9/17/2006

"The "What The F---? This Isn't Vung Tau!" Run"

#820:   9/10/2006

"Let's Prove Saigon South Still Has Terrain"

#819:   9/3/2006

"The No Run Re-Run Run"

#818:   8/27/2006

"The Lazy Mapper's Run"

#817:   8/23/2006

"The Re-instated Down Under Run"

#816:   8/13/2006

"The Paddy Magination Run"

#815:   8/6/2006

"The Amazing Grace We Found the Hash Run"

#814:   7/30/2006

"The No Run Run"

#813:   7/23/2006

"The Mo Nique A Run"

#812:   7/16/2006

"The Anzac Sheep Shagger's Run"

#811:   7/9/2006

"Devoted but Fantasy Deprived Germ's Run"

#810:   7/2/2006

"Independence Day Run"

#809:   6/25/2006

"Fantasy Deprived Germs' Run"

#808:   6/18/2006

"Doggy Deja Vu Run"

#807:   6/11/2006

"Queen?s Birthday run"

#806:   6/4/2006

"The Lazy Bog Run"

#805:   5/28/2006

"The Jnr Shooting Blind Geographer Hares Live Run"

#804:   5/21/2006

"Gouel Erwan - St Yves Run"

#803:   5/7/2006

"A Run in The South"

#802:   4/30/2006

"May Day City Run"

#801:   5/14/2006

"The Vietnam Nash Hash"

#800:   5/13/2006

"The Vietnam Nash Hash and 800th Celebration Run"

#799:   4/23/2006

"St George's Run"

#798:   4/16/2006

"The Resuscitated Run"

#797:   4/9/2006

"Another German Run"

#796:   4/1/2006

"April Fool's Day Run"

#795:   3/26/2006

"Dung's Run"

#794:   3/19/2006

"Dogs and Problem's Run"

#793:   3/12/2006

"St Patrick's Run"

#792:   3/4/2006

"Phan Thiet Hash Out"

#791:   2/26/2006

"Dewi Sant - St David's Run"

#790:   2/19/2006

"The Cannot Make Cu Chi Come Run"

#789:   2/12/2006

""Satan Disappeared, The Hash is Exorcised" Run"

#788:   2/4/2006

"The Double Your Debts, Halve Your Assets Run"

#787:   1/29/2006

"The 2006 Tet Run"

#786:   1/22/2006

"Deep in the Green, Back in the past Run"

#785:   1/15/2006

"Another Paddy Fag" Run"

#784:   1/7/2006

"The "Where are all the Pussies gone ?" Run"

#783:   1/1/2006

"The 2006 Initial Run"

#782:   12/25/2005

"The 2005 Christmas City Not really Run"

#781:   12/18/2005

"The 2005 Orphanage Charity Run"

#780:   12/11/2005

"The Fantasy Deprived German's Run"

#779:   12/3/2005

"The Saigon Shitty Outer City Run"

#778:   11/27/2005

"St Andrew's Run"

#777:   11/20/2005

"The Wing and Prayer Run"

#776:   11/13/2005

"The Red Dress Run"

#775:   11/5/2005

"November's Saturday Run"

#774:   10/30/2005

"The "Is There a Ghost to Come at All" Run"

#773:   10/23/2005

"The Oktoberfest Run"

#772:   10/16/2005

"The Seventh Joint Vung Tau - Saigon Hash"

#771:   10/15/2005

"The Seventh Joint Vung Tau - Saigon Hash"

#770:   10/9/2005

"The Peppery Willy Run"

#769:   10/1/2005

"The Stay Out Of The Way Of The Bullets Run"

#768:   9/25/2005

"The ...???? Run"

#767:   9/18/2005

"The ... German Erection Run"

#766:   9/11/2005

"The Get There To See Us Run in Sai Gon South"

#765:   9/3/2005

"Vietnam 60th Year Frogs out Run"

#764:   8/28/2005

"Wet Rag's 50th Hareset Run"

#763:   8/21/2005

"The Erect Paddy Surfing Pussy Run"

#762:   8/14/2005

"Tonto's Lone Stand"

#761:   8/6/2005

"A New Ground Broken Run South of Saigon South"

#760:   7/24/2005

"Fum' in Hun Run in Saigon South"

#759:   7/17/2005

"The "He won' be there to take the hat and the crown" Run"

#758:   7/10/2005

"A City Run"

#757:   7/2/2005

"Where are all the Yankees gone ? - Saturday Run"

#756:   6/26/2005

"The German Run"

#755:   6/19/2005

"Summer Solstice Run"

#754:   6/12/2005

"Queen Lizzies Birthday Run"

#753:   6/5/2005

"The "750" Recovery Run"

#752:   5/29/2005

"Another Last Run, but not Hand Job's"

#751:   5/22/2005

"The Serpentine Run"

#750:   6/4/2005

"The Volcano Run"

#749:   5/15/2005

"St Yves Day Run"

#748:   5/7/2005

"Gaddafi's Last Hurrah"

#747:   5/1/2005

"May Day, this Run is Tough!"

#746:   4/24/2005

"St George's Amnesic Pom's Run"

#745:   4/17/2005

"Who's First? The Duck or the Egg? Run"

#744:   4/10/2005

"The Merry Blasphemator's Run"

#743:   4/2/2005

"April Fool's Run"

#742:   3/27/2005

"Easter Sunday / Aries Run"

#741:   3/20/2005

"Ho Coc Away Hash - Sunday Run"

#740:   3/19/2005

"Ho Coc Away Hash - Saturday Run"

#739:   3/13/2005

"St Patrick's Day Run"

#738:   3/5/2005

"Woman's Day Run"

#737:   2/27/2005

"Dewi Sant Run"

#736:   2/20/2005

"George Washington's Birthday Hash"

#735:   2/13/2005

"Valentine's Day "Love Sucks" run"

#734:   2/5/2005

"Tet City Run"

#733:   1/30/2005

"Australia Day Party Recovery Run"

#732:   1/22/2005

"The Frisky's Birthday Run (& party)"

#731:   1/16/2005

"Another 731st Reich Nameless Run"

#730:   1/13/2005

""A Dark Time" Tickler (not so) Full Moon Special"

#729:   1/9/2005

"The NOT another spooky Annual Jungle, Charity or Recovery Run"

#728:   1/1/2005

"The Urban Bloody Mary Recovery Run"

#727:   12/26/2004

"Christmas Recovery Run"

#726:   12/19/2004

"Christmas Charity Run"

#725:   12/12/2004

"The Ghost of Madam Pee Pee Run"

#724:   12/4/2004

"The Annual Jungle Run"

#723:   11/28/2004

"The "49,51,U2, Smiley Bar, Monkey Bar etc etc benevelent " Run"

#722:   11/21/2004

"Yassar Arafat Inaugural memorial run"

#721:   11/14/2004

"The 'Red Necks 1, ROW 0' run"

#720:   11/6/2004

"Paddy Fags Late arrival Run"

#719:   10/31/2004

"The Hell Run"

#718:   10/24/2004

"The First Love Spots Run"

#717:   10/17/2004

"The Lockerbie Strikes Back Run"

#716:   10/10/2004

"TheRazor wire 1 forrest 0 Run"

#715:   10/2/2004

"Yet Another Tickler Run"

#714:   9/26/2004

"The Hash Promotion Run"

#713:   9/19/2004

"The Return To Phi Long"

#712:   9/12/2004

"2004 Joint VTh3/SH3 Sunday Run"

#711:   9/11/2004

"2004 Joint VTh3/SH3 Saturday Run"

#710:   9/5/2004

"The Red Dress Run - 2004"

#709:   8/29/2004

"The "Why the Hell are we here" ! Run"

#708:   8/22/2004

"The "That's How It's Done" Run"

#707:   8/15/2004

"Wet Rag's Mobius Marathon"

#706:   8/7/2004

"The Tickler's 69th Lay"

#705:   8/1/2004

"The Sugar Baby Love Run"

#704:   7/25/2004

"A Paddy Fag Performance Run"

#703:   7/18/2004

"The Fat, Drunk and Stupid Run"

#702:   7/11/2004

"Yet Another Birthday Run"

#701:   7/4/2004

"The North American Independence Day Run"

#700:   6/26/2004

"Gobbler and Chorizo's Farewell Run"

#699:   6/20/2004

"The "Longest Day Of The Year" Run"

#698:   6/13/2004

"Queen Lizzie's Birthday Run"

#697:   6/6/2004

"The Longest Day Run"

#696:   5/30/2004

"A Re-Hash Hash"

#695:   5/23/2004

"The Oscar Wilde Memorial Run"

#694:   5/16/2004

"Phan Thiet Sunday Hash"

#693:   5/15/2004

"Phan Thiet Saturday Hash"

#692:   5/9/2004

"The "Well, A Lot Of Planning Went Into This One" Hash"

#691:   5/6/2004

"Full Moon Town Run"

#690:   5/1/2004

"The Emergency Hare Replacement Therapy Run"

#689:   4/25/2004

"The ANZAC Day Hash"

#688:   4/18/2004

"Hand Job's Last Stand - Part IV"

#687:   4/11/2004

"Easter Hash"

#686:   4/3/2004

"Not The April Fool's Hash"

#685:   4/1/2004

"Foolish Full Moon Run"

#684:   3/28/2004

"Back To The Back Of Lo Tha"

#683:   3/21/2004

"Another Thanh Da Island Disaster"

#682:   3/14/2004

"The St Patrick's Dash"

#681:   3/7/2004

"The Women's Day Run"

#680:   2/29/2004

"The St David's Day Run"

#679:   2/26/2004

"The "Let's Do It In The Dark" Run"

#678:   2/22/2004

"Bike Hash 2004"

#677:   2/15/2004

"The Valentine's Day Lingerie Run"

#676:   2/8/2004

"The Australia Day Run"

#675:   2/1/2004

"The Fukawi Hash"

#674:   1/25/2004

"The Tetathon"

#673:   1/18/2004

"The Search For The Lost Last Leg Run"

#672:   1/11/2004

"The Global Penile System Hash"

#671:   1/3/2004

"The 2004 New Year's Run"

#670:   12/28/2003

"The Ape-napper's Hash"

#669:   12/21/2003

"The Charity Christmas Run"

#668:   12/14/2003

"The (Recycled) Recycled Run"

#667:   11/30/2003

"Not The 666 Run"

#666:   12/6/2003

""The Devil Made Me Do It" Run"

#665:   11/23/2003

"The Teacher's Day Run"

#664:   11/16/2003

"The Poor White Trash Hash"

#663:   11/9/2003

"The Charred Village Run"

#662:   11/2/2003

"The Red Dress Re-Run"

#661:   10/26/2003

"The Octoberfest Run"

#660:   10/19/2003

"Runny Yolk's Birthday Run"

#659:   10/12/2003

"The Taiwan National Day Run"

#658:   10/4/2003

"A Daft Deaf Wet Hare Run"

#657:   9/28/2003

"The One-legged Mad Monk Run"

#656:   9/21/2003

"Another Slightly Soggy Sunday Run"

#655:   9/14/2003

"The Emergency Fluid Replacement Pub Crawl"

#654:   9/11/2003

"The Autumn Festival Full Moon Hash"

#653:   9/7/2003

"The Da Lat Away Hash Sunday Run"

#652:   9/6/2003

"The Da Lat Away Hash Saturday Run"

#651:   8/31/2003

"The Hash Promotion Run"

#650:   8/24/2003

"The Millenium Rehash Bike Hash"

#649:   8/17/2003

"The "Where's My San Miguel?" Hash"

#648:   8/10/2003

"The Lost Last Leg Run"

#647:   8/2/2003

"The Jungle Run III"

#646:   7/27/2003

"The Short-n-Sweet Run"

#645:   7/20/2003

"The "Old Hashers Never Die" Run"

#644:   7/13/2003

"The Slippery When Wet Run"

#643:   7/5/2003

"The "Dad, Do I Really Have To?" Run"

#642:   6/29/2003

"The Waiting For Quang Run"

#641:   6/22/2003

"The Summer Equinox Double River Run"

#640:   6/15/2003

"The "Charting Familiar Territory" Run"

#639:   6/7/2003

"The Moist Dyke Run"

#638:   6/1/2003

"The "Herpes Got Lost - Again!" Hash"

#637:   5/25/2003

"The GHD Run"

#636:   5/18/2003

"The St Yves Day Run"

#635:   5/11/2003

"Sunday SH3/VTH3 Vung Tau Joint Run"

#634:   5/10/2003

"Saturday SH3/VTH3 Vung Tau Joint Run"

#633:   5/4/2003

"Not Quite The Cinco De Mayo Run"

#632:   4/27/2003

"The Anzac Day Run"

#631:   4/20/2003

"The "And Then There Were None" Run"

#630:   4/17/2003

"The Under The April Moon Run"

#629:   4/13/2003

"Not the Saddam Hash"

#628:   4/6/2003

"The Flu Survivalists' Run"

#627:   3/30/2003

"The "Birthdays of Fools" Hash"

#626:   3/23/2003

"The Spring Confluence Run"

#625:   3/20/2003

"Yet Another Full Moon Hash"

#624:   3/16/2003

"The St Patrick's Day Run"

#623:   3/9/2003

"The Nutcracker Sweet Run"

#622:   3/1/2003

"The Saturday Night Special Hash"

#621:   2/23/2003

"The Kiwi Kwickie Run"

#620:   2/16/2003

"The Do It Over The Dam(e) Valentine Run"

#619:   2/13/2003

"The Valentine's Day Full Moon Hash"

#618:   2/9/2003

"The G-Day Run"

#617:   2/2/2003

"The Tet/Groundhog's Day Combo Hash"

#616:   1/26/2003

"The Aussie Day Run"

#615:   1/19/2003

"The "Only Monkeys Are Happy" Run"

#614:   1/12/2003

"The Mud, Blood, Sweat and Tears Run"

#613:   1/5/2003

"The Pain in the Woods Run"

#612:   12/29/2002

"The Premature Hare Loss Run"

#611:   12/22/2002

"The Christmas Charity Hash"

#610:   12/15/2002

"The Find-Your-Own-Way Hash"

#609:   12/8/2002

"The Virgin Mary Goes Skyward"

#608:   12/1/2002

"The River View Run"

#607:   11/24/2002

"The Teachers Day Run"

#606:   11/10/2002

"Hashus Interruptus Revisited"

#605:   11/3/2002

"The Post-Halloween Stress Disorder Run"

#604:   10/27/2002

"The Very Scary Halloween Hash"

#603:   10/20/2002

"The Better Than Last Week Run"

#602:   10/13/2002

"Another Monkey Mountain Run"

#601:   10/6/2002

"Not The 600 Run"

#600:   11/16/2002

"The SEX Hundred Run"

#599:   9/29/2002

"The Septemberfest Hash"

#598:   9/22/2002

"The "Where The Hell Are My Underpants?" Run"

#597:   9/15/2002

"The Not Too Sharp Run"

#596:   9/8/2002

"The Testosterone Recovery Run"

#595:   9/1/2002

"The 3rd Annual Red Dress Run"

#594:   8/25/2002

"The Temple Run"

#593:   8/22/2002

"The Bride of the Full Moon Hash"

#592:   8/18/2002

"The Asses to Ashes Hash"

#591:   8/11/2002

"A Scenic Run with a Deja View"

#590:   8/4/2002

"The Recycled Eco-Friendly Run"

#589:   7/28/2002

"The Known Germs Farewell Run"

#588:   7/25/2002

"Son of the Full Moon Hash"

#587:   7/21/2002

"The Over The Hill Run"

#586:   7/14/2002

"The Bastille Day Frog March"

#585:   7/7/2002

"The Germinator Run"

#584:   6/30/2002

"The Win Some, Lose Some Run"

#583:   6/23/2002

"The Eurotrash Mutual Support Society Run"

#582:   6/16/2002

"Chorizo's 69 Celebration Run"

#581:   6/9/2002

"The Incurable Romantics Run"

#580:   6/2/2002

"The Lost Lambs Run"

#579:   5/26/2002

"The Norwegian National Day Run"

#578:   5/23/2002

"The Full Moon Hash"

#577:   5/19/2002

"The Hashus Interruptus Run"

#576:   5/12/2002

"The St Yves Day Hash"

#575:   5/5/2002

"The Moleless Cinco de Mayo Run"

#574:   4/28/2002

"The Good, The Bad, The Ugly and The Blind"

#573:   4/21/2002

"The 2002 Bike and Picnic Hash"

#572:   4/14/2002

"The Hydraulic Hash"

#571:   4/7/2002

"The "I Hope Jon Dark Suffers" Run"

#570:   3/31/2002

"The Wascally Wabbits Wun"

#569:   3/30/2002

"The Revenge of the Rabbit Run"

#568:   3/24/2002

"The Alzheimer's Hash"

#567:   3/17/2002

"The St Patrick's Day Hash"

#566:   3/10/2002

"The "Another Finger in the Dyke" Run"

#565:   3/3/2002

"The Virgin Hash"

#564:   2/24/2002

"VN Cock Smuggler's Farewell Run"

#563:   2/17/2002

"The Crappy Crop Run"

#562:   2/10/2002

"The A S Gispert Memorial Run"

#561:   2/3/2002

"The Eat My Dust Run"

#560:   1/27/2002

"The Australia Day Run"

#559:   1/20/2002

"The Not Really the Same as Last Week Run"

#558:   1/13/2002

"The "Round Up The Usual Suspects" Run"

#557:   1/6/2002

"The Pubic Hares on the Toilet Bowl of Life Run"

#556:   12/30/2001

"The New Year's Run"

#555:   12/23/2001

"The Charity Christmas Hash"

#554:   12/16/2001

"The Spirit of Tickler Run"

#553:   12/9/2001

"A Pussy Blower Killer Run, Of Course"

#552:   12/2/2001

"The Mole Memorial Run"

#551:   11/25/2001

"St Anthrax Day Hangover Run"

#550:   11/18/2001

"The 2001 Teachers Day Run"

#549:   11/11/2001

"The Un-Indochina Run"

#548:   11/4/2001

"A Friendly Sort of Run"

#547:   10/28/2001

"The Tiger Pussy Run"

#546:   10/21/2001

"The Undulating Rubber Run"

#545:   10/14/2001

"The "Real" Oktoberfest Run"

#544:   10/7/2001

"Taiwan National Day Run"

#543:   9/30/2001

"Tickler Pre Birthday, Salami Goodbye Run"

#542:   9/23/2001

"The Aussie Ball Hangover Run"

#541:   9/16/2001

"New Area between Bien Hoa & Dong Nai River"

#540:   9/9/2001

""

#539:   9/2/2001

"The 2nd Annual Red Dress Run"

#538:   8/26/2001

"The Dinosaur 2 Run Through the Jungle"

#537:   8/19/2001

"The "Where The Hell Are The Walkers?" Run"

#536:   8/12/2001

"The Tchu Tchu Walk"

#535:   8/5/2001

"Swiss National Day Run"

#534:   7/29/2001

""

#533:   7/22/2001

"The Thanh Da Island Disaster"

#532:   7/15/2001

"Piston Broke's Birthday Run - and he was a hare too!!"

#531:   7/8/2001

"The 2nd Last Minute Hash in Three Weeks"

#530:   7/1/2001

"The 4th of July Early Run"

#529:   6/24/2001

"The Last Minute Hash"

#528:   6/17/2001

"The Dyke Run"

#527:   6/10/2001

""

#526:   6/3/2001

""

#525:   5/27/2001

""

#524:   5/20/2001

""

#523:   5/13/2001

"Vung Tau Joint Run 2"

#522:   5/12/2001

"Vung Tau Joint Run 1"

#521:   5/6/2001

"The Cinco De Mayo Run"

#520:   4/29/2001

"The Dutch Queen's B-Day Run at Thanh Da"

#519:   4/22/2001

""

#518:   4/15/2001

""

#517:   4/8/2001

""

#516:   4/1/2001

""

#515:   3/25/2001

""

#514:   3/18/2001

""

#513:   3/11/2001

""

#512:   3/4/2001

""

#511:   2/25/2001

"The Scooby Done Run"

#510:   2/18/2001

""

#509:   2/11/2001

""

#508:   2/4/2001

""

#507:   1/28/2001

""

#506:   1/21/2001

""

#505:   1/14/2001

""

#504:   1/7/2001

""

#503:   12/31/2000

""

#502:   12/24/2000

""

#501:   12/17/2000

""

#500:   12/9/2000

"The SH3 500th Run"

#499:   12/10/2000

"The Bloody Mary Hangover Run"

#498:   12/3/2000

""

#497:   11/26/2000

""

#496:   11/19/2000

""

#495:   11/12/2000

""

#494:   11/5/2000

""

#493:   10/29/2000

""

#492:   10/22/2000

""

#491:   10/15/2000

""

#490:   10/8/2000

""

#489:   10/1/2000

""

#488:   9/24/2000

"The Cassava Run"

#487:   9/17/2000

""

#486:   9/10/2000

""

#485:   9/3/2000

"The Red Dress Run"

#484:   8/26/2000

""

#483:   8/20/2000

""

#482:   8/13/2000

""

#481:   8/6/2000

"Just Done's Final Bow"

#480:   7/30/2000

""

#479:   7/23/2000

""

#478:   7/16/2000

""

#477:   7/9/2000

""

#476:   7/2/2000

""

#475:   6/25/2000

""

#474:   6/18/2000

""

#473:   6/11/2000

""

#472:   6/4/2000

""

#471:   5/29/2000

""

#470:   5/28/2000

""

#469:   5/21/2000

""

#468:   5/14/2000

""

#467:   5/7/2000

""

#466:   4/30/2000

""

#465:   4/23/2000

""

#464:   4/16/2000

""

#463:   4/9/2000

"Horny's Farewell Run"

#462:   4/2/2000

""

#461:   3/26/2000

""

#460:   3/19/2000

""

#459:   3/12/2000

""

#458:   3/5/2000

""

#457:   2/27/2000

""

#456:   2/20/2000

""

#455:   2/13/2000

""

#454:   2/6/2000

""

#453:   1/30/2000

""

#452:   1/23/2000

""

#451:   1/16/2000

""

#450:   1/9/2000

""

#449:   1/2/2000

"The Millenium Hash"

#448:   12/26/1999

"The Flower Power Run"

#447:   12/19/1999

""

#446:   12/12/1999

""

#445:   12/5/1999

""

#444:   11/28/1999

""

#443:   11/27/1999

""

#442:   11/21/1999

""

#441:   11/14/1999

""

#440:   11/7/1999

""

#439:   10/31/1999

""

#438:   10/24/1999

""

#437:   10/17/1999

""

#436:   10/10/1999

""

#435:   10/3/1999

""

#434:   9/26/1999

""

#433:   9/19/1999

""

#432:   9/12/1999

""

#431:   9/5/1999

""

#430:   8/29/1999

""

#429:   8/21/1999

""

#428:   8/15/1999

""

#427:   8/8/1999

""

#426:   8/1/1999

""

#425:   7/25/1999

""

#424:   7/18/1999

""

#423:   7/11/1999

""

#422:   7/4/1999

""

#421:   6/27/1999

""

#420:   6/20/1999

""

#419:   6/13/1999

""

#418:   6/6/1999

""

#417:   5/30/1999

""

#416:   5/23/1999

""

#415:   5/16/1999

""

#414:   5/15/1999

""

#413:   5/9/1999

"Mothers' Day Hash"

#412:   5/2/1999

""

#411:   4/24/1999

""

#410:   4/11/1999

""

#409:   4/4/1999

""

#408:   3/28/1999

""

#407:   3/21/1999

""

#406:   3/14/1999

""

#405:   3/7/1999

""

#404:   2/28/1999

""

#403:   2/21/1999

""

#402:   2/14/1999

""

#401:   2/7/1999

""

#400:   4/17/1999

""

#399:   1/31/1999

""

#398:   1/24/1999

"Aussie Hash with Free Willy, Horny etc."

#397:   1/17/1999

""

#396:   1/10/1999

""

#395:   1/3/1999

""

#394:   12/27/1998

"BOXING DAY + 1 HASH"

#393:   12/20/1998

"SANTA'S XMAS HASH"

#392:   12/13/1998

""

#391:   12/6/1998

"Inter China Hash"

#390:   12/5/1998

"Interchina Hash"

#389:   11/29/1998

""

#388:   11/22/1998

"Run near the Thu Duc Market."

#387:   11/15/1998

"The short but not sweet run"

#386:   11/8/1998

"The Grunge-dress down-hash!"

#385:   11/1/1998

"The Haunted Halloween Hash"

#384:   10/25/1998

""

#383:   10/18/1998

""

#382:   10/11/1998

""

#381:   10/4/1998

"The Cable&co, Mole and Pubic bear Re-Hash Hash"

#380:   9/27/1998

""

#379:   9/20/1998

"A classic rainy season hash"

#378:   9/13/1998

""

#377:   9/6/1998

"Erriccson Hash"

#376:   8/30/1998

"Priscilla's Frilly Frock Fling."

#375:   8/22/1998

"The Rickety Bridge Run."

#374:   8/15/1998

"Phan Thiet, The 8th Anniversary Away Hash at the Novotel."

#373:   8/9/1998

"The Hawaiian Hash"

#372:   8/2/1998

"A Korean Hash with only one Korean Hare."

#371:   7/26/1998

""

#370:   7/19/1998

"The Rubber Plantation Hash"

#369:   7/12/1998

"The Bastille Day run."

#368:   7/5/1998

"The Independence Day Hash."

#367:   6/28/1998

"The Madam Lash Canada Day Hash"

#366:   6/21/1998

"The F.L.A.F.F. Hash"

#365:   6/14/1998

"The Delta Caravelle Live Hare Hash."

#364:   6/7/1998

"Bluey's Emergency Hash"

#363:   5/31/1998

""

#362:   5/24/1998

"Danish Bike Hash"

#361:   5/17/1998

"The Pretchel Family Hash."

#360:   5/10/1998

"The Sunday Roast Hash"

#359:   5/3/1998

"a short holiday hash"

#358:   4/26/1998

"Anzac day run"

#357:   4/19/1998

"The Wrong Way Run"

#356:   4/12/1998

"The Easter Bunny Hash"

#355:   4/5/1998

"The Lost Run"

#354:   3/29/1998

"Swiss National Hash"

#353:   3/22/1998

"Hot 'n Dusty out in the sticks."

#352:   3/15/1998

"St Patrick's Day Hash"

#351:   3/8/1998

"Bike Hash in two parts:"

#350:   2/28/1998

"The Deserting Hares Hash"

#349:   2/22/1998

"She Haw and Hee Haw's last run."

#348:   2/15/1998

"Mad Crap run"

#347:   2/8/1998

"Ericcson run"

#346:   2/1/1998

"Veterans Day run"

#345:   1/25/1998

"Australia Day Hash"

#344:   1/18/1998

"The best score of 1998"

#343:   1/12/1998

"Extremely hot hash"

#342:   1/4/1998

"The best hash of 1998!!"

#341:   12/28/1997

"Many hares, many checks - no clue!!!!"

#340:   12/21/1997

"An Phu Night Hash."

#339:   12/14/1997

"Many hares, Many checks, no clue!!!!"

#338:   12/6/1997

"Alan Mahoney's Big Wet One."

#337:   11/30/1997

"St Andrews Post Poisoning Hash"

#336:   11/22/1997

"Phan Thiet Away hash."

#335:   11/16/1997

"Iron Woman Run,"

#334:   11/9/1997

"Emergency Hash in An Phu area."

#333:   11/2/1997

"The Eventful District 8 Hash"

#332:   10/26/1997

"Shagwell Run"

#331:   10/19/1997

""

#330:   10/12/1997

""

#329:   10/5/1997

"A run at Binh Hoa"

#328:   9/28/1997

"Unocal 78 Run"

#327:   9/20/1997

"The Longest Day"

#326:   9/13/1997

"Northern Yankee first hareset"

#325:   9/7/1997

"The Up and Down Hash"

#324:   8/31/1997

"The Dam Run"

#323:   8/23/1997

"7th Anniversary"

#322:   8/17/1997

"Run 322"

#321:   8/10/1997

"Run 321"

#320:   8/2/1997

"Run 320"

#319:   7/27/1997

"Silicon Chip and pied Piper last Run"

#318:   7/20/1997

"Samsung Factory Long Hash"

#317:   7/13/1997

"Quarry Run"

#316:   7/6/1997

"SH3's 1st Q2 Run"

#315:   6/28/1997

"City Hash"

#314:   6/22/1997

""

#313:   6/15/1997

"Road to Song Be"

#312:   6/8/1997

"Screemer Hash"

#311:   6/1/1997

"Bicycle Hash"

#310:   5/25/1997

""

#309:   5/18/1997

""

#308:   5/11/1997

"THE YELLOW VEST HASH. Down the Vung Tao Road. 11.8km from Highway 1. On On at No 13"

#307:   5/4/1997

"Korean Junction Hash"

#306:   4/27/1997

"Beyond The War Memorial"

#305:   4/19/1997

"Vung Tau / Saigon H3 Hash"

#304:   4/13/1997

"The Bus Bogged Down Hash"

#303:   4/6/1997

"Vermeer - Sponsored Hash"

#302:   3/30/1997

"EASTER ERICSSON UNSPONSORED HASH"

#301:   3/23/1997

"THE SCOTTISH CANADIANS/ LAINGS RUN"

#300:   3/15/1997

"300th ANNIVERSARY HASH"

#299:   3/9/1997

"ANOTHER NEAR THE CHICKEN FARM RUN"

#298:   3/2/1997

"MAD MIKE'S AWAY HASH"

#297:   2/23/1997

"Beyond the Airport"

#296:   2/16/1997

"Valentine's Day Cross Dressing Lingerie Hash"

#295:   2/8/1997

"WELCOME YEAR OF THE BUFFALO"

#294:   2/2/1997

"Near the Golf course"

#293:   1/26/1997

"FAIR DINKUM HASH"

#292:   1/19/1997

"TAI PAN RIDES AGAIN"

#291:   1/12/1997

"ANZ BANK, Sponsored Run"

#290:   1/4/1997

"1997 First Run"

#289:   12/29/1996

"LAST RUN OF 96"

#288:   12/22/1996

"Pre-Xmas Hash"

#287:   12/15/1996

"HALFMOON.S LAST RUN"

#286:   12/8/1996

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#285:   11/30/1996

""

#284:   11/24/1996

"Binh Anh Lake"

#283:   11/17/1996

""

#282:   11/10/1996

"Birthday Party Hash for Frustrated Pizza Face & Cochise"

#281:   11/2/1996

"Phan Thiet Weekend"

#280:   10/26/1996

"Than Da Island"

#279:   10/20/1996

"APOCALYPSE NOW Sponsored Run"

#278:   10/13/1996

""

#277:   10/6/1996

""

#276:   9/29/1996

"Another An Phu Run"

#275:   9/21/1996

"Vung Tau's 100th Anniversary Run"

#274:   9/15/1996

"SENIOR CITIZENS RUN"

#273:   9/8/1996

""STICK IT ON" RIPS IT OFF AT LAST"

#272:   9/1/1996

"NATIONAL DAY RUN"

#271:   8/25/1996

"Start - American Standard Loos."

#270:   8/17/1996

"6th ANNIVERSARY HASH"

#269:   8/11/1996

"JEANNIE & JOE'S FINAL LAST RUN"

#268:   8/4/1996

"Last water stop longest in history"

#267:   7/28/1996

"THE SONG THAN HASH"

#266:   7/21/1996

"Song Be"

#265:   7/13/1996

"THE LAST STOP HASH"

#264:   7/7/1996

"Thu Duc"

#263:   6/30/1996

"ENTERPRISE O'L T'SHIRT RUN"

#262:   6/23/1996

"OLD STATS RUN"

#261:   6/16/1996

"An Phu,"

#260:   6/8/1996

"SATURDAY HASH"

#259:   6/2/1996

"THE "RUN WHERE YOU SLEEP" HASH"

#258:   5/26/1996

"THE PERFECT RUN"

#257:   5/19/1996

"LONG BINH HASH"

#256:   5/12/1996

"THE BUSBY'S HASH"

#255:   5/5/1996

"LASMO WE'RE LEAVING RUN"

#254:   4/28/1996

"LIBERATION, MAY DAY HASH"

#253:   4/21/1996

"COME HASH"

#252:   4/13/1996

"THE 89 DAYS IN VIETNAM HASH"

#251:   4/7/1996

"LAINGS"

#250:   3/30/1996

"250th ANNIVERSARY"

#249:   3/24/1996

"BUU LONG TOURIST PARK"

#248:   3/17/1996

"THE FLATULENCE FAREWELL"

#247:   3/9/1996

"DALAT HASH"

#246:   3/3/1996

"GRANDMASTER'S LAST HASH"

#245:   2/25/1996

"THE FIRST YEAR OF THE RAT HASH"

#244:   2/18/1996

"THE LAST YEAR OF THE PIG HASH"

#243:   2/10/1996

"THE YELLOW JERSEY HASH"

#242:   2/4/1996

"NEAR AIRPORT HASH"

#241:   1/28/1996

"LAINGS"

#240:   1/21/1996

"DIST 4 HASH,"

#239:   1/14/1996

"THU DUC AGRICULTURAL UNIVERSITY"

#238:   1/7/1996

"THE IRONMAN HASH"

#237:   12/31/1995

"BLACK TIE ONLY HASH"

#236:   12/24/1995

"Xmas Hash"

#235:   12/17/1995

"American Standard Factory"

#234:   12/10/1995

"Binh Hoa,Fugitive,Lady F,Pied Piper,Silicon Chip"

#233:   12/3/1995

"Phan Tiet Away Day"

#232:   11/26/1995

"Taipan"

#231:   11/19/1995

"Fuzz Wuzzy Angel, Rickshaw"

#230:   11/12/1995

"Rough Red"

#229:   11/5/1995

"Guy Fawkes, Hang DYH,Marshal Eldred,Brig D"

#228:   10/29/1995

"I Dream of Jeannie"

#227:   10/22/1995

"Cleanerschmitt,Great White Telephone"

#226:   10/15/1995

"Nr Fairground, Saint, Pearly Queen, Slowhand"

#225:   10/8/1995

"Saigon Riverside Village. Sponsored Run"

#224:   10/1/1995

"Hollandse Klompen Hash"

#223:   9/24/1995

"3M Sponsored Stick It On,Hang Down Your Head,"

#222:   9/17/1995

"Thu Duc, Hang Down Y Head, Laings"

#221:   9/10/1995

"The Deep South, The Wop, Deep Throat"

#220:   9/3/1995

"Thu Duc, Capt Veg, Rubber,Dim Sim"

#219:   8/27/1995

"5th Anniversary, Mismanagement"

#218:   8/20/1995

"Bike Hash,Cleaner,Messer,Tai Pan,Statue of Lib"

#217:   8/13/1995

"Nr Tiger Brewery,ASMB,Shagwell, Well Shagged"

#216:   8/6/1995

"Nr Song Be Golf Course, Enterprise,Pernickety"

#215:   7/30/1995

"Agric,Univ, Slicon Chip, Pied Piper, Sniffer Smith"

#214:   7/23/1995

"Nr Singer Factory, Frog,Wet Foot,Not Wanted"

#213:   7/16/1995

"Left of TDuc X roads"

#212:   7/9/1995

"Flatulence"

#211:   7/2/1995

"Song Be Golf"

#210:   6/25/1995

"In the Countryside"

#209:   6/18/1995

""

#208:   6/11/1995

""

#207:   6/4/1995

""

#206:   5/28/1995

""

#205:   5/21/1995

"Not Known"

#204:   5/14/1995

""

#203:   5/7/1995

""

#202:   4/23/1995

"Not Known"

#201:   4/16/1995

"Bike Hash"

#200:   4/15/1995

"Bi-Centenary Hash"

#199:   4/9/1995

"Not Known"

#198:   4/2/1995

""

#197:   3/26/1995

""

#196:   3/19/1995

""

#195:   3/12/1995

""

#194:   3/5/1995

""

#193:   2/26/1995

""

#192:   2/19/1995

""

#191:   2/12/1995

""

#190:   2/5/1995

""

#189:   1/29/1995

""

#188:   1/22/1995

""

#187:   1/15/1995

""

#186:   1/8/1995

""

#185:   1/1/1995

""

#184:   12/24/1994

""

#183:   12/18/1994

""

#182:   12/11/1994

""

#181:   12/4/1994

""

#180:   11/27/1994

""

#179:   11/20/1994

""

#178:   11/19/1994

""

#177:   11/13/1994

""

#176:   11/6/1994

""

#175:   10/30/1994

"BHP "1ST Oil Sponsored Run"

#174:   10/23/1994

""

#173:   10/16/1994

""

#172:   10/9/1994

"KLM Sponsored"

#171:   10/2/1994

"Maersk Sponsored"

#170:   9/25/1994

""

#169:   9/18/1994

""

#168:   9/11/1994

""

#167:   9/4/1994

"Bien Hoa"

#166:   8/28/1994

"No Records for this run."

#165:   8/21/1994

""

#164:   8/14/1994

""

#163:   8/7/1994

""

#162:   7/31/1994

""

#161:   7/24/1994

""

#160:   7/17/1994

""

#159:   7/10/1994

""

#158:   7/3/1994

""

#157:   6/26/1994

""

#156:   6/19/1994

""

#155:   6/12/1994

""

#154:   6/5/1994

""

#153:   5/29/1994

""

#152:   5/22/1994

""

#151:   5/15/1994

""

#150:   5/8/1994

""

#149:   4/30/1994

""

#148:   4/24/1994

""

#147:   4/17/1994

""

#146:   3/10/1994

""

#145:   4/3/1994

""

#144:   3/27/1994

""

#143:   3/20/1994

""

#142:   3/13/1994

""

#141:   3/6/1994

""

#140:   2/27/1994

""

#139:   2/20/1994

""

#138:   2/13/1994

""

#137:   2/6/1994

""

#136:   1/30/1994

""

#135:   1/23/1994

""

#134:   1/16/1994

""

#133:   1/9/1994

""

#132:   1/8/1994

"Missing Hash. Run No 132 not used."

#131:   1/2/1994

""

#130:   12/26/1993

""

#129:   12/12/1993

""

#128:   12/11/1993

""

#127:   12/5/1993

"BGI sponsored"

#126:   12/4/1993

""

#125:   11/28/1993

""

#124:   11/21/1993

""

#123:   11/14/1993

""

#122:   11/7/1993

""

#121:   10/31/1993

""

#120:   10/24/1993

""

#119:   10/17/1993

"Mabuhay Sunset.Sponsored by San Miquel Beer, Phillipine Airlines, Vietnam Motors Corp, Watsons Paints"

#118:   10/10/1993

""

#117:   10/3/1993

""

#116:   9/26/1993

""

#115:   9/19/1993

"Thtrough Thu Duc Golf Course. CATHAY PACIFIC Sponsored."

#114:   9/12/1993

""

#113:   9/5/1993

""

#112:   8/29/1993

""

#111:   8/22/1993

""

#110:   8/15/1993

""

#109:   8/8/1993

""

#108:   8/1/1993

""

#107:   7/25/1993

""

#106:   7/18/1993

""

#105:   7/11/1993

""

#104:   7/4/1993

"NOT THE INDEPENDANCE DAY HASH, Off Cach Mang Thang"

#103:   6/27/1993

"LITTLE BLUE FLAME HASH, Golden Deer Tourist Park, Thu Duc"

#102:   6/19/1993

""

#101:   6/13/1993

"UNKNOWN DESTINATION HASH meet Floater"

#100:   6/5/1993

"100TH ANIVERSARY HASH, Mirages House Thu Duc"

#99:   5/30/1993

"BIKE HASH. Start Cement Works Nr Pagoda off Highway One Thu Duc."

#98:   5/23/1993

"BHP, Airport Hotel"

#97:   5/16/1993

"NOT YOUR TYPICAL PETRO-CANADA HASH, Dong Dat St"

#96:   5/9/1993

"RIVERSIDE HASH"

#95:   5/2/1993

"THU DUC GOLF COURSE"

#94:   4/25/1993

""

#93:   4/18/1993

"No Trang Long, (Binh Loi Bridge)"

#92:   4/11/1993

"Easter Charity Hash.. SILICON CHIP'S 1st Hash,. I only went to bid for the charity money. I got that and more than I bargained for!"

#91:   4/4/1993

""

#90:   3/28/1993

""

#89:   3/20/1993

"THE VUNTAU HYDROFOIL HASH"

#88:   3/14/1993

"NOTRE DAME CATHEDRAL"

#87:   3/7/1993

"2ND SUNDAY OF LENT HASH, Wear purple"

#86:   2/28/1993

"NEAR AN PHU"

#85:   2/21/1993

"20 mins OUT OF TOWN, Nr where Slowhands driver lives"

#84:   2/14/1993

"VALENTINES DAY HASH"

#83:   2/7/1993

"AUSTRALIA DAY HASH"

#82:   1/31/1993

"LAM VEIN, War Memorial"

#81:   1/24/1993

"TET HASH, District 3"

#80:   1/17/1993

""

#79:   1/10/1993

""

#78:   1/3/1993

""

#77:   12/27/1992

""

#76:   12/13/1992

"THE GOLDEN DEER RUN, Thu Duc"

#75:   12/6/1992

"BACK TO SCHOOL HASH"

#74:   11/28/1992

""

#73:   11/22/1992

"THE FRENCH CONNECTION RUN"

#72:   11/1/1992

""

#71:   10/25/1992

""

#70:   10/18/1992

"IN AND AROUND THU DUC."

#69:   10/11/1992

"THE SHELL BYCYCLE HASH. War Memorial"

#68:   10/4/1992

"MISSING YOU ALREADY JOE. Somewhere French!"

#67:   9/27/1992

"PHNOM PENH TOUR."

#66:   9/20/1992

"CANADIAN ALMOST MUSICIANS ROCK HASH. Nr Korean Highway"

#65:   9/13/1992

"FAMOUS BELGIANS. The Rubber Plantation in Thu Duc"

#64:   9/6/1992

"DOWN BY THE RIVERSIDE. Quoc Lo 13"

#63:   8/29/1992

"NOW WE ARE TWO. 2nd Anniversary. An Phu. On On An Phu Sports Club."

#62:   8/23/1992

"LONG AN LAKE HASH. Buu Long Mountain"

#61:   8/16/1992

"LE MANS HASH LIVE HASH. nr War Memorial"

#60:   8/9/1992

"NOT THE TEMPLE RUN. Ming Dang Quang Temple"

#59:   8/1/1992

"ENTERPRISE DEATH HASH. at Vungtau"

#58:   7/26/1992

"THE ICE BEAR HASH. Chau tho Mountain. Thu Duc"

#57:   7/19/1992

"Thanh Da Island. Binh Quoi."

#56:   7/12/1992

"Thu Duc"

#55:   7/9/1992

"TORCHLIGHT HASH FOR VISITING FRIEND'S. Start No 13's. Bring a Torch."

#54:   7/5/1992

"THE DAY AFTER THE 4TH OF JULY HASH. American Embassy"

#53:   6/28/1992

"THE DAY AFTER A NIGHT AT SHAKE'S PUB"

#52:   6/21/1992

"AFTER THE MIDSUMMER BALL. No Trang Long"

#51:   6/7/1992

"SONG VAN LAM VIEC. Near Airport"

#50:   5/30/1992

"THE GOLDEN HASH. Town"

#49:   5/24/1992

"THE HUDA HASH, Lam Vein"

#48:   5/17/1992

"SYRIAN HASH, Thu Duc"

#47:   5/10/1992

"JARDINE MATHESON T-SHIRT RUN"

#46:   5/3/1992

"TOWN SAFARI HASH"

#45:   4/26/1992

"RICE PADDY HASH"

#44:   3/19/1992

"THE EASTER HASH EGG HUNT, Thanh Da Island"

#43:   4/12/1992

"Lam Vien off Highway 1 near the Memorial"

#42:   3/29/1992

"MOTHERS' DAY HASH"

#41:   3/15/1992

"THE AIRPLANE HASH"

#40:   3/1/1992

"FRENCH JUNK TRIP, Nha Be"

#39:   2/16/1992

"LIVE HASH, Me Linh Square"

#38:   2/2/1992

"THE TET RUN"

#37:   1/19/1992

"Thu Duc"

#36:   1/4/1992

"THE LONG HAI IRONMAN HASH"

#35:   12/22/1991

"THE CHRISTMAS MOUNTAIN HASH"

#34:   12/8/1991

"An Phu, after the 2nd inter-oil games."

#33:   11/24/1991

"Binh Quoi"

#32:   11/9/1991

"DALAT HASH"

#31:   10/30/1991

"An Phu"

#30:   9/24/1991

"The first dry afternoon for weeks! Record number of Hashers 42!"

#29:   9/15/1991

"Quarry/Cashew Plant"

#28:   9/1/1991

"Sponsored by PETRO CANADA. Free Flowerpot Hats!"

#27:   8/24/1991

"1ST ANNIVERSARY HASH, Vung Tau"

#26:   8/18/1991

"BHP LIVE HASH"

#25:   8/4/1991

"NEDDRILL sponsored."

#24:   7/21/1991

"ENTERPRISE AIRPORT REHASH. Airport"

#23:   7/7/1991

"Gach Noi Long Duc. Near Tan Phu"

#22:   6/22/1991

"LITTLE HALONG BAY HASH, Buu Long"

#21:   6/8/1991

"DOWNHILL HASH, Mother Mountain, Vung Tao"

#20:   5/26/1991

"Where!"

#19:   5/12/1991

"Do you Know!"

#18:   4/28/1991

"THE JEREMY MARTIN MEMORIAL HASH. Thu Duc"

#17:   4/14/1991

"Binh Quoi"

#16:   3/30/1991

"EASTER FOOLISH HASH"

#15:   3/17/1991

"Sponsored by Geoservices"

#14:   3/3/1991

"God Know!"

#13:   2/17/1991

"TET HASH. Nguyen Tan Thanh"

#12:   2/3/1991

"Who Knows!"

#11:   1/20/1991

"Thu Duc"

#10:   1/6/1991

"Binh Quoi"

#9:   12/23/1990

"The Almost Christmas Hash. An Phu"

#8:   12/9/1990

"Lan Vien, Highway 1"

#7:   12/2/1990

"The Margaret Thatcher Memorial Hash. Ming Dang Quang Temple. Highway 1"

#6:   11/4/1990

"Beach Bash, Cock St. Jock - Vungtau"

#5:   10/21/1990

""Saigon Floater in the Park""

#4:   9/6/1990

"SHELL. Nr. Tan Son Nhat Airport"

#3:   9/23/1990

"BP DRILLERS. Staff House, 204 Le Qui Don St. Thu Duc. Introduction of the plastic hospital pissoirs."

#2:   9/9/1990

"Enterprise Oil Sponsored. Run at An Phu"

#1:   8/26/1990

"Inaugauration of the SAIGON HASH HOUSE HARRIERS FIRST RUN in Thu Duc"

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Run Report: #1132:
"C4's Birthday Run"

Date: 13/05/2012    Location: Dong Nai
Hares: C4 & Johnnie Wanker & Dong Deposit Box   Hounds: 58   Virgins: 3

C4's BIRTHDAY RUN REPORT Pouring rain, a bus full of steaming bodies, a soggy cake...and then, late in the night, a disturbing tale of how a new 'hash name' provides inflight entertainment. Well..er...yes...and here we go again. But this time I've been caught without notes because I didn't know I was still guest hash-scribe. So I'm going to 'wing' this report on C4's Birthday Run. Mind you, it's not the first time I've written a news report based on nothing but supposition, hear-say, gossip and a drunkard's recollection of events. The bus was chokka and we needed a taxi too. So it's fair to say it was bloody good turn out to help C4 celebrate his birthday. The circle was rained-out and had to be reconvened at the On On at Sheridan's. C4's birthday cake survived the downpour, but only just. C4 was joined by co-hare Dong Deposit Box for the walking trail. The birthday-boy certainly didn't waste any paper! There was only half a dozen or so on-markers. You got the impression he was making it up as he went along. The walk was in two parts. The first part was crap and the second just plain poo, although that section did offer a nice view. I forget the score, but I know it was too high! And that is taking into account the Vietnam Army put the kybosh on the Hares by refusing entry to part of the planned trails. Johnny Wanker set a tough running trail by most accounts. Seven and a half kilometres, including a trek through forest and a bloody big hill to sort out any front running bastards in the final stages. I think the run was scored by an Austrian virgin. Nice bloke, but over-generous. Austrians are clever people though. They've managed to convince the world that Hitler was German. There was another virgin, an Aussie sheila from the Gold Coast, at least I think so. Three visitors. Two from Red Deer Hash in Alberta, Canada who are on route to an international Hash in Java. Lucky bears. The other visitor, hash-name Dingo (maybe we're related) from Brisbane. Now fellow hashers, a story so bizarre that fiction would deny, but which truth has delivered. Helen McGregor, who is on her way back to Sydney, was 'named' in a special late-night ceremony, conducted by the Grand Mistress and her Religious Advisor and witnessed by Slippery When Wet and myself. Helen told us of a airline flight she once took, that involved a blanket, a boyfriend, a shocked passenger in the next seat and a wet-patch. It was a tale to tantilize and to tittilate. And I thought I was being risque having a wank on a flight from Perth to Auckland! What came out of Helen's tale was a name, agree upon by all present. From this day forth Helen McGregor will be known as Inflight Finger (12B). Airlines will be able to charge a premium for seats 12A and 12C on any flight she is on! On On. Dingo Dong


Run Report: #1131:
"Vietnam Liberation Day"

Date: 6/05/2012    Location: Binh Duong
Hares: Safe Sex , Juicy Chew & Fuckoffee    Hounds: 80   Virgins: 12

VIETNAM LIBERATION DAY RUN REPORT They came from Kuala Lumpur in numbers...not quite 101 of them, but they all had spots... and they attacked the Vietnam Liberation Day Run like a pack of whippets that had been drip-fed on go-juice. Saigon Hash had two dogs of its own,real ones of the four-legged kind. Plus a big wet pussy that came in his boots. I'll explain that one later. From the time the 22 Dalmations landed in HCMC they went at it hard....hard drinking, hard running...but more hard drinking to be honest. There was a special Friday night Hash in their honour, which by all reasonable and believable accounts turned into a pub crawl. Well played Dalmations. Sunday saw a combined Dalmation- Saigon Hash at beautiful Binh Duong and it was good to see us locals filling our bus to near-bursting. Again, I forgot to count, but it was standing and squatting-room only so I'm going for 40-plus or more Saigon Hashers. It was joint-Circle with co-Grand Masters. General Erection held up his end for Saigon Hash and Back Jack for the Dalmations. The Saigon Hash Vietnamese ladies did us proud again, organising the food for the Circle. There was plenty of it to help soak up the beer. Safe Sex and her crew should be running the country! I would certainly rather them running mine than the current broad we've got in Canberra. Fuckoffee and Safe Sex were the running Hares. Jackoff was called in to the Circle to score it. He called it a "pleasant run, long, hot and hard". A bit like a training session for a prison basketball team. Jackoff's score was -2. When adding the SDD, the Saigon Degree of Difficulty of 7, the final tally was +5. A very servicable effort. Walking Hare Juicy Chew must have really impressed Tiger Show, the Dalmation called in the score her work. He rated the walk +8. So add and SDD 7 and Juicy cops a wet and wild +15! Mind you, with a name like Tiger Show, the man may lose control from time to time. But he came over all innocent when I explained to him what "Tiger Show" in Bangkok means. Though there was a smile of recognition when I demonstrated what "Tiger Show" ladies do with billiard balls. And while we're talking about Thailand, Bar Dick from Bangkok (now tell me that is not a sex-tourist's hash name) was one of two non-Dalmation visitors. The other was Little Big Man from Ottawa who entertained us all with some great songs, one involving sex with dead people. I'm pretty sure I've never done that. A total of 12 virgins and Magician made six of them come. Magician a master virgin-wrangler. That man could pull virgins out of his arse. Come to think of it, he most probably does. It was good to see one of the virgins giving some good 'french' on the return bus trip, again in the form of "How I love her blow job lips". But the she is French and they supposedly invented oral sex. A great service to humanity, along with runny cheese and machines that chop heads off. Two new 'names'. Patrick the Pom will be forevermore known as Leaky Dick. He's in Saigon to help fix the leaking water pipe problem. Good luck with that! Mike the Canadian-Yank came in some sort of bovver-boy boots. But seeing as he was also wearing pants that his mother probably bought for him Mike has copped the hash-name Puss In Boots. There was a serious charge made against all male Dalmations. Littering, in the form a horse-cock sized condom, carelessly discarded, found by Safe Sex (who else). Nobody owned up to requiring anything so large and with light fading there was no chance to check. So all were found guilty. Thanks to the Dalmations for coming. Saigon Hashers are invited to come in their country. Can't wait! That's all for now. On On Dingo Dong


Run Report: #1130:
"St George Day Run"

Date: 29/04/2012    Location:
Hares: Appendadicktome, Creamy Tulips, Thong Muncher, T3   Hounds: 37   Virgins: 0

Dragon-slayers...sooth-sayers...nay-sayers (read whinging Poms)...but thankfully no leo-sayers ( that tosser with his ying-tong voice is safely ensconsed in Melbourne these days)... The Brits did Saigon Hash's St George's Day run a treat! A good turn out too considering it was the big long weekend in Vietnam. I reckon there were 30-plus, but I forgot to count so we'll go with that rubbery number. Gin and tonics aplenty, scones with jam and cream and to make it just like back in Blighty....some rain to dampen down the Circle, but at least it held off during the walk and the run. Previously, we had some dodgy scoring because of the 'Cairo calculation'. Well this time the scores were 'off the scale'! Running Hares Thong-Muncher and Apendadicktome were given a plus 8 for their effort by visting hasher Concrete Cock. Now when you add the 'Saigon degree of difficulty', usually +7, that rounds out to Plus 15! Something is wrong somewhere, unless there is something I'm not getting or I've completely cocked this up. Mind you, there was a degree of luck in all this because the run trail was through part of a military exercise area where tanks do their stuff. A good thing the Vietnamese Army takes long weekends off nowadays, figuring it's seen-off the Chinese, the French and the Yanks so it can afford to kick-back every so often. The Walking Hares, T3 and Creamy 2 Lips, scored extremely well too. The trail was shortish, but very well laid out with clever checks right along the way. Ms Hanh gave the walking report and was so 'jazzed' by it she gave a plus 7. Again, when adding the 'Saigon degree of difficulty', that comes out to Plus 14! It should be noted, however that Ms Hanh was in a bit of a state in the Circle. She'd been riding backback on one of the steers (that's a castrated male for you city-slickers) that were hanging around. She seemed to position herself right over the steer's neck-hump thingie and she seemed to be enjoying it. Funny thing is, I had always figured her to be a very enthusiastic bare-back-rough-rider! She seems to like it on the ice too. Polar Bear! Only one returnee for the St George's Day hash. But Concrete Cock from Can Tho can drink as much as ten good men and true. A couple of visitors. Song Man from Ha Noi certainly lives up to his hash-name. Some great renditions of old hash numbers and some he seemed to adlib, both very good and much appreciated. Some weird Pommy, with weirder shoes, who goes by the name Missionary Position (mother-hash is Bali) sailed into Saigon on a bloody big boat. Forty-nine metres (162 feet to imperial measurers) of luxury crusing yacht which he helps crew. The bastard could have invited us all back for an On On. Nobody can trash a luxury cruiser like Hashers! There were two virgins. Creamy 2 Lips made her friend come. Some sort of 'woman love' thing was muttered but not followed up on. Pity. Cotton Ball Smoker from Taiwan brought her countryman Dexter along who seemed to enjoy the 'crack', or he may have given half a chance in fading light. Either way he seemed to enjoy the day and he was certainly good fun to have around. 'Festive' is how I would describe his socially-enthusiastic approach to life. We hope to see both 'ex-virgins' back very soon. Back and bangin'! And on the subject of banging, what do you call a 14 year old virgin from Montana, USA? Answer: A girl whose brothers are gay! There was a rousing send-off for Alexis, the girl from Montana, who is now to be known as Comes With A Bang. She's going to be an officer in the US Army. Following her naming and drenching in the Circle she showed what a good sport she is by giving everyone of the bus home some great 'french' ….the song thing, not the long thing. You know, "how I love her..." We all wish her well back in the States. There could have been some great photos, but Hash-Flash Juicy Chew apparently lost her camera on the reckie. Anyone with any good pix could perhaps email them to Headmistress who will be back next Sunday. That's all from me for now. Rule Britannia, marmalade and jam, five chinese crackers up your arsehole...bang bang bang bang bang! Dingo Dong


Run Report: #1129:
"Anzac Day Run"

Date: 22/04/2012    Location: Tri An Road, Dong Nai
Hares: Paddy Fag & Lick My Bean   Hounds: 48   Virgins: 4

ANZAC RUN 22/04/2012 Bronzed Aussies and an Oily Dicked countryman, a lost Kiwi and Mummies' Boys coming and going...and coming again. High drama on the Anzac Day run at Dong Nai! A good turn-out to commemorate Australia and New Zealand's most important national day. Thirty five hashers all up. For those not from the Great South Lands, Anzac Day is all about honouring our war-dead and the servicemen and servicewomen who fought in the various wars. There quite a few wars, too many to mention. Suffice it to say that Aussies have been battling away since the Boer War! If there is a stoush on then chances are Australia will get involved. New Zealand is more discerning, read sensible. The "high drama" started when Kiwi girl Sheep Sub got lost somewhere on the run trail. They say she got lost in the 'wet patch'. Motorbikes had to be borrowed so a 'search squad' could hit the trails. Fortunately, they found their girl in 40 minutes or so. She sure picked the wrong run to get lost on, her 100th Saigon Hash. So bouquets and brick-bats for Sheep Sub. Mind you the running Hare, Paddy Fag may have to shoulder some of the responsibility and blame. Paddy Fag spent most of the bus trip out to Dong Nai trying making what was supposed to be some sort of map. It didn't inspire confidence and it turned out that the lack of confidence in his mapping skills was well founded and well placed. A score of -6 for Paddy Fag's effort and an icing. But that is pretty good considering he's more Irish than Aussie...or is it the other way round? No such drama for 'ankle chain Aussie' Lick My Bean, the walking Hare. Apart from a wrong turn, caused by myself resulting in an aborted attempt to climb onto a smouldering mountain of garbage, the walk trail was a winner. Seng Seng was so impressed that he gave it a +5. However they calculate differently in Cairo and when it was re-calculated into 'local currency' and rounded off to the nearest figure, the score was -1. Iced anyway, regardless of the number. Two virgins turned up, one from Austria (the place next to Germany, where Hitler came from) and one Vietnamese. Both did well on the walk, despite both coming dressed in thongs. The Vietnamese lady had thongs on her feet. The Austrian lady had just one thong, but not on her feet. Both were a bit slow when called on to drink it down, promoting a call from someone in the circle that they must "learn to swallow or leave this fair country". They have promised to practice hard this week. A couple of visitors added to the good cheer. Slippery When Wet from Phuket Hash and some sort of spy from Ha Noi. He goes by the name Can-Can or something similar, but he didn't say what it is he does-does, apart from drink heavily. It's an Irish thing. It was a day for Mummies' Boys, coming and going. Apendadiktome returned after six weeks to resume duties as Religious Adviser. His mummy gave him a leave pass, apparently. Iced for that, including a wet crotch courtesy of Safe Sex. Shut The Fuck Up got his usually icing plus one to go on with. He's off back to Blighty to see mummy and go on summer hols with her. What a good little boy is young Tommy. We'll miss him...I think. Another Aussie was honoured with a hash-name. Terry, now to be known as Oily Dick, completed his 10th Saigon hash. Oily Dick was the least offensive of the names put forward. But that can change mate! All in all, another great day out with Saigon Hash. That's it from me for now. On On. Dingo Dong


Run Report: #1127:
"Jackoff Birthday Run"

Date: 8/04/2012    Location: Long An
Hares: Jackoff Stray Pussy   Hounds: 35   Virgins: 6

Report for Run No. 1,127 (or thereabouts). After a short bus ride to Long An, we all enthusiastically jumped of the bus only to find out Jackoff was the hare (and Stray Pussy). It must have been about 2.15 pm and burning hot. We soon learnt that Jackoff was off to a wedding (not his own) and the run was going to be short; less than 5k. And it was the old bugger’s birthday!! Well, the run was short, hot and sticky. This suited Shithouse but Ballcock was obviously looking for more. Somehow the run got minus 5 and the walk was positive something. It seems everyone liked the walk, which was about the same length as the run. Jackoff then did his thing in the middle. There were a lot of virgins; six of the beauties had come with Floppy Dick. Well done FD. And quite a few Returnees: Floppy Dick was looking more prosperous and obviously enjoying Sydney’s business lunches; Overdrive looked a bit shagged out; one guy had come back looking for his wife and got his dog instead, and Seng Seng had been doing something in Cairo!! Shut-the-Fuck-Up was straight on the ice for private partying, and not with his dentist. Next, Shithouse rightly charged that he could only record Jackoff for half a hare set; which was a “first”. Shut-the-Fuck-Up was charged for wearing a HHH tee shirt; that’s a first. And then he drank water; and not many people have seen STFU drinking water in the circle before!! Then all the Vietnamese got called into the middle (so many girls) because a Vietnamese guy has bought a town in the US. Then the charges moved more to romance. Pussy Problem and Pussy Solution told their intimate story how they bonded on the HHH. Hard Nipples said he doesn’t need any more. Shut-the-Fuck-Up confided (to the circle) that he used to have a problem keeping women happy; with some good dental work that should all change. The next charge was for facial hair; including Shithouse and Overdrive. Next: A big accolade for our hash hero, Comes in Style; running in a typhoon. And of course, a Happy Birthday song for Jackoff; 25 today. Hash Mistress said the next run is on an island.